Hi, I’m Alice X !

Professional: artist photographer model nakey noodle creative

Welcome to my corner of the net! Have a question for me?

Click the answers for a more in-depth response!

  • Your nipples are hearts? How?

    They're tattoos!

    It really is that simple- I had my areolae (the skin surrounding the nipple) tattooed- but I get this question so many times every day that if you see me reply on social media there is a 200% chance I’m going to give a sarcastic or absurd response. So no, they are not natural, they’re not the result of worshipping the sun-god Ra or because I drank a lot of coconut milk as a child and my areolae changed. They’re just tattoos!

    Responses to follow-up questions:

    Why?- I decided to tattoo my areolae when I was 19 because I’m young and impulsive and wanted tattoos just like all the other cool kids, but I’m also realistic,  and understand that tattoos are a permanent feature and that I regret decisions quickly. So I had to have a tattoo that would be the most non-committal tattoo ever (because I can ink them back into a normal shape if I get bored 10 years from now) and would not affect my fashion or nude modelling.

    Did it hurt? – These are my first and currently only tattoos so I don’t know how the pain compares to tattooing on other parts of the body. When we first started, I didn’t notice at all and thought my tattoo artist was just joking around. The colour faded far too quickly so I had to have them retouched a few months later with a different needle and gun and this one my artist described as “a jackhammer for mice”. It felt like he was using a blunt knife and was scraping the skin off my breastbone but it wasn’t unbearable, just highly unpleasant.

  • What do you DO?

    Whatever I want, gosh!

    My main job is as a photographic model, working with photographers and companies for portfolio or commercial work . I’ve also started taking a lot of photos (and clips!) of myself and others for the viewing pleasure of my wonderful supporters. I also started drawing recently and have a particular love for animated gifs. Mostly though, I’m just that nakey lady on the net.

  • How can I work with you?

    If you want to hire me, just send me a message with references to your portfolio and/ or concept and I'll get back to you!

    Remember, I book out quickly and I may choose not to work with people for any reason- don’t take it personally if I am unable to work with you.

    I am available:

    • as a photographic/runway/film model
    • as a digital artist (not a very good one, though)
    • as a photographer than can take product or portfolio shots

    I am not available:

    • as an escort or anyone that provides full sexual services
    • as an erotic model for anyone I have not worked with previously
    • as a human piñata

  • What size is your ( x ) ?

    Click here for my measurements!

    Height: 174 cm / 5’8″
    Weight: 55 kg / 121 lbs / 8.6 stone
    Bust: 86 cm / 33″
    Waist: 63 cm / 24″
    Hips: 97 cm / 38″
    Cup: 8DD (AUS) / 30E (US) /65E (EU)
    Dress size: 8 (AUS) / 4 (USA) / 34 (EU)
    Shoe size: 7.5 (AUS) / 7 (USA) /37.5 (EU) …

  • What’s the difference between your Patreon and Member’s Site?

    Only a few minor points

    ​The members site is a compilation of all my work, in an easy-to-use setting much like Tumblr. You can use your Patreon memberships to view exclusive content on the site!

    Patreon has very recently released a WordPress-compatible plugin which allows you to use your Patreon membership to view premium content on my site. My site also includes free-to-view items such as art, teasers, etc. Once existing premium memberships expire, the site will be hosted via Patreon support exclusively and the content is blocked by relevant pledge tiers (for example, if content is behind a $10 pledge wall then you must be logged in and pledging a minimum of $10/month to view the content via either my site or Patreon).

  • You’re so hot, I want to have sex with you!

    First of all, that's not a question. But also, I'm not surprised- I've heard I'm pretty great to have sex with. I know *I* enjoy having sex with me!

    Unfortunately, though, I don’t offer escort services and I have no interest in doing the naked tango with random people. I only have sex with very specific people in my personal and work life who I have some kind of emotional and physical connection with. That’s just what works for me!
  • Will you model for my brand/product ?

    Maybe! If you have a product or brand that I'm interested in, I sometimes accept items and will take photos with that product.

    If you want high-quality shots that you have the right to use commercially, then I do charge a fee as well as needing the product at hand, obviously.
    Just so you know, I only ever give honest reviews so don’t think you can pay me to advertise a garbage fire or something potentially harmful (like dieting shakes, etc).

  • I see you’ve worked with (brand/product), what is your opinion on them?

    Who knows!

    Unfortunately, I am not going to express an opinion about the products I have worked with, especially if it is a controversial topic (for example, I have modelled for vegan cosmetics but I have also modelled with animal skins).
    My opinions could negatively affect both the companies I have worked for, and my relationship with them and future employers.  I am paid to model, and I have worked with many people whose ideologies I agree or disagree with but the point is that I don’t have to agree with someone’s views to do my job and I am not naïve enough to think that publicly expressing my opinions in a written format on the internet will have zero repercussions long-term in my social or professional life.

  • How can I get my own custom content?

    Just fill out the contact information inside the site!

    Custom content is now only open for site members at the moment- if you’re a member, you can send me a message via the contact form inside the site and I’ll get back to you as soon as I can!

  • Can I buy items from you?

    You sure can! Second-hand lingerie, polaroids, and more- you name it!

    My store is right here and you can purchase all the physical items you could want from me. If there’s something that you don’t see on the list that you’d like, then send me a message and I’ll organise it, just for you. I am happy to add a listing for used panties if that’s your desire, can make custom content, or can run a set of prints for you.

  • Should I commission you via Paypal or Patreon?

    Both are totally fine options, but...

    I am happy to take commissions both ways- but if you commission me via Patreon it makes it easier:
    -for me to declare my taxes (woo!)
    -means you also get higher-level tier Patreon perks on top of your commission (double-win for you)
    -AND you already have the payment method saved on Patreon

  • Do you release all your content for free, or is it all behind a pay-wall?

    Both, depending on what it is!

    All my art images (and Tenta-Time which are a mix of art and photos) are released publicly, thanks to funding by commissioners and Patreon! All exclusive photos and videos are kept behind a paywall (although teaser clips and photos are all released publicly, too).

  • Where can I see more of you?

    The best place to find me and all of my content is obviously: on my premium-members site! But aside from that, you can check out some handy links in the section below to go to my social media accounts. Just click the icon and you’re set!

Social media links

Just a little taste of !

From lingerie and fine art nude… to fuckin’ lewd- that’s just how I do it.

Won’t you join me ?

There’s tons of photos and videos waiting for you on my exclusive site for members if you’re up for some fun! What do you say?